By Nick Mangwana
We note with a knowing smile and rub our hands with glee at the further
demise of the amoeba
opposition parties in our country.
We always never comment. We have
always known that they lacked an emotional energy and benefited from a protest
vote emanating from the sting of the Sanction Regime they so sadistically
called for. Even knowing this much we concentrate on our own business. It is
such that we prefer to mind.
We have a few things happening in our party. Whatever the ins and outs
of that, the opposition parties have decided that this is their business as
well. Really astounding acts of voyeurism.
Surely, when members of one family are having their feuds, debates, or differences what business is it for the village idiot?
Zanu PF is made of congenial cadres and Cdes. We are bound to have
fraternal differences. Whilst these may be considered unhelpful at times, we are
more annoyed when we start having opposition apparatchiks masquerading as
pseudo-experts on Zanu PF affairs.
Why are we having one Prof Madhuku threatening war if Zanu PF power
matrices reach one outcome or the other? Shouldn’t he be concentrating on
trying to democratically wrest power from us? Shouldn't he also be seeking
another project as the constitution is no longer an issue? Is this the way he
has decided to maintain relevance and bleed donor funds?
Why are we having one Mrs Priscilla Misihairambwi Mushonga suddenly
appearing on certain forum as an adroit panelist on the outcomes of our power
dynamics as if their parties are no more? Oh, of course it is that their
parties are inanimate.
They have no history, no ideology and no soul. Should it not be
considered a productive use of their
intellect and time to try to find a soul? If ZANU PF cadres call
themselves fundis on ZANU PF that of course would make a lot of sense. It however would be considered
ridiculous should I suddenly prance around as an expert on the MDC (A-Z).
Sometimes we are flattered when we are vindicated as the only business
in town. But there are times when we just find these long noses poking
everywhere pretty vexatious.
How can it not be annoying when we have cowards threatening war if our
elective processes achieve a certain outcome? People like Morgan Tsvangirayi
were old enough to join the war and help liberate the country. He chose to run
and help the oppressors by brewing the Baas some tea. Suddenly with bravado he
threatens to lead unrest from the front. This would be hilarious if it were not
serious.
We laugh for we recall this chap running from his own shadow and using
one Western Embassy as a
bolthole. That's why we ask, from whence cometh thine valour Mr
Tsvangirayi?
We have always concentrated on making our party fit for the 21 st
century and the delivery of our
electoral undertakings. But we cannot ignore idiotic political
voyeurism. Parties whose only ideology is Mugabe Must Go! We are surely not
interested in their 2 pence worth of opinion. It would do no harm for us to
remind these chaps to mind their own business (if they have any).
Mr Biti also threatens war. A man with such a dysfunctional party that
no one knows who actually leads it. Is it Mangoma? Is it Biti? Sekai Holland or
Sipepa Nkomo? Alas we give up with a knowing smile that it is none of our
business.
Whilst that rings true we will not ignore when cowards start beating
war drums in feigned bravery which is ostensibly just a bluff. Surely a coward
is much more inclined to quarrels than men of spirit.
If these people were brave and wanted to be useful, we would deploy them
in seeking for the removal of the sanctions they instigated during one of their
many times of treasonous treachery.
Should the ZANU PF business be so much of interest to these chaps, then
we invite them to come and buy the card, pay subscription and be conscripted
into our Cells. For they have a few things to learn and a lot to atone for.
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Nick Mangwana is the Chairman of ZANU PF UK.
He can be contacted on info@zanupf-uk.com
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